> Yer I think I know that fucker, ended up in my clinic once
> and X-Rays showed he was hording coins at the top of his colon. He was known as
> the colon coiner among bums and they had competitions raping him with special
> coin collectors attatched to the end of their dicks, some of the well endowed
> bums actually got rich and then moved into porn productions, or so i'm told.
> The poor Colon Coiner is probably now trying to exact revenge on these bums for
> busting his bank with a 14" massive cock and not using vaseline.
> Trust me I'm a fucking doctor.
> > There's this guy at work, that hates bums. He fucking enjoys tormenting them.
> > He'll crazy glue coins to the floor, and laugh when they can't get them. He
> > wipes his shit in food, and hands it out to them. There's was a bum today
> > outside the public market, he just drove by and beened him with a ziplock bag
> > full of pee.
> > I'm starting to wonder if he was ever ass raped by a transient. I don't ever
> > give them money, or take any shit from them. But until they do something that
> > pisses me off, I don't ever start it.