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SubjectThanks Doc -nt- *Hands out magnets to bums* Reply to this message
Posted byCereal Killer
Posted on06/30/06 04:48 PM

> Yer I think I know that fucker, ended up in my clinic once
> and X-Rays showed he was hording coins at the top of his colon. He was known as
> the colon coiner among bums and they had competitions raping him with special
> coin collectors attatched to the end of their dicks, some of the well endowed
> bums actually got rich and then moved into porn productions, or so i'm told.
> The poor Colon Coiner is probably now trying to exact revenge on these bums for
> busting his bank with a 14" massive cock and not using vaseline.
> Trust me I'm a fucking doctor.
> Arucard
> > There's this guy at work, that hates bums. He fucking enjoys tormenting them.
> > He'll crazy glue coins to the floor, and laugh when they can't get them. He
> > wipes his shit in food, and hands it out to them. There's was a bum today
> > outside the public market, he just drove by and beened him with a ziplock bag
> > full of pee.
> > I'm starting to wonder if he was ever ass raped by a transient. I don't ever
> > give them money, or take any shit from them. But until they do something that
> > pisses me off, I don't ever start it.
> >
> >

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*Do any of you mess with bums?  Cereal Killer06/30/06 02:42 PM
.*Re: Do any of you mess with bums?  SilentAce07/01/06 08:58 AM
.*Re: Do any of you mess with bums?  Joffeman06/30/06 07:53 PM
..*Where can I get some [intoxicant] ?-nt- sounds good  Marv07/01/06 08:23 AM
..*bums make a lot of money in my country  jajig07/01/06 01:18 AM
...*My dad's a bum  Widowmaker07/01/06 02:37 PM
.*Re: Do any of you mess with bums?  Anonymous06/30/06 03:27 PM
..*i like this guy. [nt]  Joffeman06/30/06 07:54 PM
...*I like you too... -nt-  arucard06/30/06 08:29 PM
....*You guys should make babies! -nt-  Anonymous07/01/06 04:50 PM
...Thanks Doc -nt- *Hands out magnets to bums*  Cereal Killer06/30/06 04:48 PM
...*These were special demagnetised Coins. Penile Claw essential -nt-  Anonymous06/30/06 04:58 PM