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SubjectSomeone please kill Uwe Boll new Reply to this message
Posted bySnowball 2
Posted on07/01/06 11:46 AM



House of the Dead is on SciFi and I'm absent mindedly watching while I dick around on the computer. I can't believe that he wrote and directed this movie on purpose. I can't believe that anyone is still giving him work. He needs to be stopped.

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SubjectI'm watching it too. -nt- damn this is stupid. new Reply to this message
Posted bypostamessage
Posted on07/01/06 12:18 PM



> House of the Dead is on SciFi and I'm absent mindedly watching while I dick
> around on the computer. I can't believe that he wrote and directed this movie
> on purpose. I can't believe that anyone is still giving him work. He needs to
> be stopped.
>
> pixel-eight.com
>


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SubjectUwe Boll == Studio exec's wet dream [mt] Reply to this message
Posted bysphincter
Posted on07/01/06 02:08 PM



> I can't believe that he wrote and directed this movie on purpose. I can't believe that anyone is still giving him work.

See, I think Uwe Boll serves a very vital purpose in Hollywood: he's an instant tax writeoff for any studio that brings him on board as a director. Let him make your movie, watch it flop, and hide whatever profits you don't want to be taxed on in its production. Win.

Doesn't mean that his movies don't suck badger dick, though.


SubjectAh, like that German-helmet guy in The Producers -nt- new Reply to this message
Posted byMarv
Posted on07/02/06 05:09 AM



> > I can't believe that he wrote and directed this movie on purpose. I can't
> believe that anyone is still giving him work.
>
> See, I think Uwe Boll serves a very vital purpose in Hollywood: he's an instant
> tax writeoff for any studio that brings him on board as a director. Let him
> make your movie, watch it flop, and hide whatever profits you don't want to be
> taxed on in its production. Win.
>
> Doesn't mean that his movies don't suck badger dick, though.
>





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