Grandma has progressively been getting loopy. My cousin has been taking care of her, and she was just released from the hospital. She was talking to the people in the attic again. I wanted to see how really crazy she was, so I went outside by the air conditioner. I yelled into the intake/exhaust (I don't know what it is) "HEEEERRRRRROOO NICE RADY, ME CORRECT UNDER PANTS FOR THE CHIIRRRDRRREN!"
I was watchting my cousin laughing through the window. Then Nana totally freaked out. All Bad.
First she went looking for the gun we hid from her. She used to keep a .38 under her pillow before she was nuts. Then she tried to smash holes in the wall with a cane, because we won't burn the house down. After that she took away our vodka.