Concord bitches never shut up. And they are all fucking crazy. Duck when they reach in their purses

In every Concord Bar or Restaurant someone always pees in the sink and pukes in the urinal. They also pee in the elevators of the multi floor parking lots, or in the parking stalls

Concord has every all you can eat buffet in all of the county. Everyone eats until they get sick. The kids trash the places in front of their parents. And for some reason screaming children are encouraged. The soft serve ice cream machine never lasts 10 minutes

Just about every patient in Mt Diablo hospital has sued for malpractice

There's a Sizzler on Willow Pass Rd. Every Mother's Day you'll see a fat woman pile a plate with every chicken wing in the salad bar. I've won $100 bets over this

The creepy janitor at Ygnacio Valley High has no friends and hangs out with the students. He buys them booze and porn and takes them to a cabin he has in Vacaville. He's like 50

People shoot pistols and shotguns on 4th of July, and New Years Eve.

People go to the parking lot on Salvio St to fuck after bars or the movies.

And Tiny, the big redneck bouncer at Time Out got fired for drinking 20 shots on the job.