"I stopped by Best Buy to pick up Iggy Pop - A Million In Prizes: The Anthology ( http://preview.tinyurl.com/ymsaoj ) and I saw the PS3 line + tents.

Some of those guys look like hell, like the wait there in the cold and sheer boredom was already getting to them (and they still had a few days to go, lol). Pretty hardcore to want a PS3 that bad. I was thinking about walking over and seeing if they'd eaten yet...you know, if they wanted me to pick them up some Burger King or something. I know if I was waiting in line for a few days, I'd appreciate someone helping me out and stuff...but then I realized that they were most likely there just to pick up a PS3 and then instantly eBay it for a few grand.

So I figured, "Fuck 'em", walked right by and got my CD. "

Something then recommended auctioning off burgers. Fucking brilliant idea. Around 11pm or so just roll by and say, "Ok, who's hungry? $20 for this supersize #2 with cheese. What? It's a rip off? Fine, it's $22 now. Anyone else want to complain?"

Fucking eBay whores.