Yeah, Fuck X-mas. I wanted to be with the woman I love, too. I've been showering with attention for the last couple of years, and let her know I want to be with her, but now they gave me a court-order not to appear in a radius of 500 meters of her. Dammit, oh well, I can always jerk off to the movies I made from her when she was sleeping, eating, etc, or abduct some crack-whore, and dress her up in the clothes I borrowed from my love, and show her my love for her by disemboweling a litter of cute kitties.
Well, merry X-mas.