I am Kong. Strong and passionate, I tend to be misunderstood, sometimes even feared. I don't want to fight, I don't want to cause trouble, all I ask is a little love, and a little peace. If I don't get what I want, I get angry, and throw barrels and flaming oil at whatever's stopping me. What Video Game Character Are You?

Ironically, I used to have the nickname "Donkey Kong" back in grade school during the advent of DKC. Sadly, it wasn't because of my local win at the blockbuster tournament for Donkey Kong but rather my appearance. Goddamned racist bastards.