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> UPS's tracking system: > > Estimated Delivery date is > Item shipped at > Moved to St. Luis for handling > Arrived in AZ today > Out for delivery
UPS's delivery system:
Knock on door If answer, give package to person answering If no answer, leave package in front of door
> Now here's USPS's tracking system: > > The U.S. Postal Service was electronically notified by the shipper on April 23, > 2007 to expect your package for mailing. This does not indicate receipt by the > USPS or the actual mailing date. Delivery status information will be provided if > / when available. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please > check again later > > Could the Feds be any more vague with that description. > Perhaps they should just say: > > "We have no idea if you package is in our system or is > even been shipped. Pray it arrives in a timely matter and isn't broken"
USPS's delivery system:
If it fits in the mailbox and doesn't require a signature, deliver it If it doesn't fit in the mailbox or it requires a sig, knock on the door If answer, give package to person answering If no answer, leave note in mailbox and take package back to post office so it DOESN'T GET FUCKING STOLEN OFF YOUR DOORSTEP
Given a choice between the two, I'd take FedEx. And the lasgana.
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