Can these movies PLEASE stop fucking around with the old stupid fucking enemies of Spiderman? The series has come a long way and since they're already taking every liberty in the book why don't they cut out bullshit like Sandman and give me a full, unadulterated Venom movie? Like they did with Doc Oc? Except without the stupid, fat, white guy?

You know what all Spiderman's early enemies all had in common? They're fucking retards. Let's get the Vulture to show up for Spiderman 4 cuz I'm sure that would make a riveting movie.

Myspace emo-Spiderman was teh gh3y and Venom had a grand total of about 15 minutes on camera. Sandman should have taken a fucking backseat to Venom but NOOOOOO we have to fucking dick with Lowell from Wings and goddam Harry Osborn. If you're going to do something then do it right, not half-assed. Either make it the fucking Sandman movie or not. This 'tweener shit they do just pisses me off.

My other major complaint? Biggest public service announcement ever. Like I go to the movies to learn morals. "I FORGIVE YOU, BUDDY! WE'RE ALL FRIENDS AGAIN, HOORAY! THE POWER OF FORGIVENESS HAS SHOWN ME THE LIGHT!" Could they have laid it on any thicker? I was half-expecting the movie to stop and have Toby McGuire say, "You know, kids, I learned something today and that's to treasure your friends because if you treat them bad then they may not like you. Don't forget to plant a tree and visit your grandmother."

Give me a goddam break.

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