I went down her pants and jacked her off while she was driving
I handcuffed her to a bed put a butt plug in her, and went down on her
I made her watch a porn while I spanked her
I put nipple clips on her
I fingerpainted her titties
I let her jack me off in the shower
I stole $680 from her

And just an hour ago she finally comes clean and tells me she's married. You'd think the fucking cunt could have said something sooner.