I took a job in SF. It's near 6th street in the mission. Real depraived part of town. Inside the building is ok, but you want to stay off the street. Today a pair of bums were near the building. One was taking a shit in the street. I beaned him in the forehead with an apple. I screamed "You can't do that here you asshole!".

He topples back, then starts screaming. I was all "Bitch! It didn't hurt that bad". Then he starts hopping around and I notice there's a syringe hanging off his ass, all caked in his own shit! He must of picked it up when he fell down

His partner was all "why you dun gona put lary in da street?!". I said "What the fuck did you say? I was laughing too hard!". He babbles again, and I'm like "No I don't think bleach will clean it now".

Apparently crazy shit happens all the time there. I'm gonna start bringing a camcorder to work.