So I'm going to work on my way to BART, when a stupid cat walks in front of my car. I stop and yell at the little fucker he has 8 left.

Just then the slowest fucking driver in the world turns on the street in front of me I need to go down.

I finally get to BART and just miss the 7:05 train. I have to wait for the 7:20

As I'm getting to work a homeless guy gets naked by the office and starts jacking off to a greasy prono (apparently he's a regular in these parts, and has a restraining order he keeps violating)

At that point the HR guy arrives and tells me not to throw my bottle of water, because he called the cops and they are on the way.

I don't really want to run over a cat, but next time FUCK THE LITTLE BASTARD!