My friend puts out a card table, and a bucket with a note that says "Take one of each". Then he knocks it over and makes it look like he was ransacked by some greedy little bastards.

I know another guy that likes to drive around with one of those old school fire extingushers, and drenches the kids. I'm thinking of getting him fucked up so he get's a DUI if he tries that again.

If I'm home, I spoil the little fuckers rotten. Tonight I'm going to give a little kid a whole bag of pixy stix. Hopefully they'll go nuts and destroy their house.