My friend puts out a card table, and a bucket with a note that says "Take one of each". Then he knocks it over and makes it look like he was ransacked by some greedy little bastards.

I know another guy that likes to drive around with one of those old school fire extingushers, and drenches the kids. I'm thinking of getting him fucked up so he get's a DUI if he tries that again.

If I'm home, I spoil the little fuckers rotten. Tonight I'm going to give a little kid a whole bag of pixy stix. Hopefully they'll go nuts and destroy their house.

I like to get a huge bag of chocolate coated coffee beans and pass them out the the kiddies. Anything I can find in the store that has lots of caffeine in it and that would work on halloween is bought as well.

I bet the kids freak out after they've gobbled 30-40 of the coffee beans. They're pretty damn good!






> My friend puts out a card table, and a bucket with a note that says "Take one of
> each". Then he knocks it over and makes it look like he was ransacked by some
> greedy little bastards.
>
> I know another guy that likes to drive around with one of those old school fire
> extingushers, and drenches the kids. I'm thinking of getting him fucked up so
> he get's a DUI if he tries that again.
>
> If I'm home, I spoil the little fuckers rotten. Tonight I'm going to give a
> little kid a whole bag of pixy stix. Hopefully they'll go nuts and destroy
> their house.
>
>

> My friend puts out a card table, and a bucket with a note that says "Take one of
> each". Then he knocks it over and makes it look like he was ransacked by some
> greedy little bastards.
>
> I know another guy that likes to drive around with one of those old school fire
> extingushers, and drenches the kids. I'm thinking of getting him fucked up so
> he get's a DUI if he tries that again.
>
> If I'm home, I spoil the little fuckers rotten. Tonight I'm going to give a
> little kid a whole bag of pixy stix. Hopefully they'll go nuts and destroy
> their house.
>
>

A box of nothing. Make or buy a bunch of small empty boxes. You'll need to drop it in their sack and not give it to them personally. We usually give them out to the bigger kids that shouldn't be out there.

Jason

[On the game show, "Wheel of Fish", Phyllis Weaver has just spun the wheel and landed on a red snapper]
Kuni: Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper...
[Hiro-San emerges, carrying a table with a box]
Kuni: ...or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?
[Phyllis Weaver has difficulty in choosing as the audience point to the box]
Phyllis Weaver: I'll take the box. The box!
[applause]
Kuni: You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!
[Hiro-san opens the box; the audience gasps. There is a silence]
Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!