> Original: "HI LADYS TIM HERE."
> Translation: "Hello, my name is Timothy James West III."
> Original: "IM ON HERE LOOKIN 4 MRS.RIGHT NOT JUST RIGHT NOW."
> Translation: "I've been exploring the dating scene for some time now and have
> become frustrated by my lack in progress towards finding the perfect woman. In
> time, I hope to correct that through this website."
> Original: "IM TALL 190 LBS.WITH A SEXY BODY."
> Translation: "I'm 6'2" / 190lbs and live a fairly active lifestyle. Throughout
> the year I like to partake in a variety of sports, such as biking, basketball,
> skiing, running and even lifting weights."
> Original: "I HAVE ME OWN PLACE,CARS,BUSINESS,AND MINE."
> Translation: "I'm independently successful; for the last 5-plus years I've been
> running my own government subcontracting firm."
> Original: "IM ON HERE TRYIN TO FIND SOMEONE THAT IS REAL WITH THEMSELF. INEED
> SOMEONE THAT WHAT SOMETHING OUT OF LIFE, SOMEONE TO GROW WITH.ALL RACE IS
> WELCOME LOVE WITH ME DO NOT C COLOR."
> Translation: "I yearn to find someone truly open and honest with themselves,
> eager to explore all that life has to offer. I'm an open minded individual that
> does not discriminate based on age, race, or religion."
> Original: "SO IF U WOULD LIKE TO TALK HIT ME BACK. AT mrtimwest at ya. hope to
> talk to u soon."
> Translation: "Please - don't hesitate to contact me if you feel that you may be
> a match. It may just be true love."
> Translator's note: Feel free to just assemble the underlined bits into the
> intended message.
All work and no play makes me..., well, you know the rest.