Haven't told you all one of these stories in a while. I've been good for a while and that streak has to stop. There's this girl who is a total attention whore. She never shuts up, and is always complaining. So I worte her off, and she can't stand it. She went crying to my brother that I'm mean to her. All I really do is ignore her, and not take her shit.

My brother's girlfriend moved away for school. So I take him out for drinks to cheer him up. There's one place we always go because we know everybody, including the crazy chick. She happened to be there, and we took a few seats down at the bar. We would have sat at the other end, but it's too loud there when the band starts.

My brother was starting to cheer up after a few rounds, so we started this game we saw on Family Guy. I asked him "So who would you do? Britney Spears or Jessica Alba? Only Jessica Alba has been dead for 2 hours."
With crazy chick in earshot range her fires back "OK terrorist have captured your family. They say you have to fuck Hillary Clinton or 'Crazy Chick', or your family is dead!"
I replied back "EEEEWWWW SICK! Man I'd sure miss you bro". Then a shot glass flies past my ear, and nearly hits my brother. I spin around in time to dodge another glass flying right at me, and crazy chick is cursing at me like a marine.

Since she had nice tits the bartender asks us to leave. I told him "Jesus Christ have a sense of humor. Even horndog Bill wouldn't fuck Hillary." Then she threw another glass at me, this time hitting me in the shoulder, and spilling shit all over. Fucking bartender said I'm not allowed back for 30 days.

You do realize there are laws against cruelty to stupid animals? Particularly stupid animals with nice tits.

;)

At least you don't want to fuck stupid animals even if they have nice tits. That can get nasty diseases! :(



> Haven't told you all one of these stories in a while. I've been good for a
> while and that streak has to stop. There's this girl who is a total attention
> whore. She never shuts up, and is always complaining. So I worte her off, and
> she can't stand it. She went crying to my brother that I'm mean to her. All I
> really do is ignore her, and not take her shit.
>
> My brother's girlfriend moved away for school. So I take him out for drinks to
> cheer him up. There's one place we always go because we know everybody,
> including the crazy chick. She happened to be there, and we took a few seats
> down at the bar. We would have sat at the other end, but it's too loud there
> when the band starts.
>
> My brother was starting to cheer up after a few rounds, so we started this game
> we saw on Family Guy. I asked him "So who would you do? Britney Spears or
> Jessica Alba? Only Jessica Alba has been dead for 2 hours."
> With crazy chick in earshot range her fires back "OK terrorist have captured
> your family. They say you have to fuck Hillary Clinton or 'Crazy Chick', or
> your family is dead!"
> I replied back "EEEEWWWW SICK! Man I'd sure miss you bro". Then a shot glass
> flies past my ear, and nearly hits my brother. I spin around in time to dodge
> another glass flying right at me, and crazy chick is cursing at me like a
> marine.
>
> Since she had nice tits the bartender asks us to leave. I told him "Jesus
> Christ have a sense of humor. Even horndog Bill wouldn't fuck Hillary." Then
> she threw another glass at me, this time hitting me in the shoulder, and
> spilling shit all over. Fucking bartender said I'm not allowed back for 30
> days.
>
>

Ahh Family Guy the perfect tool for evil. Impressed she didn't get tossed since he was breaking the house glasses being a bitch. Well maybe she'll leave you alone now. :D

I wish I was there that cunt would have been an easy fuck after that exhibition!

> Well maybe she'll leave you alone now. :D

She threw shot glasses at CK and family's heads (and those things could mean stitches, even if they don't break) and they got kickbanned?

She's been given her "00" license. She could probably slice their faces with a knife and it'd be their fault at this point.

Behold the power of tits

you should have pissed on her.

after court on the 10th dean and i might have a crazy story to tell about a delusional shitbag.

stay tuned.

> > Well maybe she'll leave you alone now. :D
>
> She threw shot glasses at CK and family's heads (and those things could mean
> stitches, even if they don't break) and they got kickbanned?

Kickbanned from a bar? Too much intarwebs for you.

> > > Well maybe she'll leave you alone now. :D
> >
> > She threw shot glasses at CK and family's heads (and those things could mean
> > stitches, even if they don't break) and they got kickbanned?
>
> Kickbanned from a bar? Too much intarwebs for you.
>


_ _ - - = = Pr3tty F1y = = - - _ _

> > > Well maybe she'll leave you alone now. :D
> >
> > She threw shot glasses at CK and family's heads (and those things could mean
> > stitches, even if they don't break) and they got kickbanned?
>
> Kickbanned from a bar? Too much intarwebs for you.
>

> you should have pissed on her.
>
> after court on the 10th dean and i might have a crazy story to tell about a
> delusional shitbag.
>
> stay tuned.
>
>