You want your 72 virgins in paradise, right? Well you've got to earn them! I'm sure the way higher education is going Ward Churchill will start a new school just to train wannabe terrorists, and putting plastique in your shoes is where it begins, going to a Rev Wright church helps, voting for Barrack Obama clinches it!

***BTW THIS IS NOT BEING SERIOUS NOR IMPLIED. THE NSA HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT***



> Shit, I'm drunk.
>
> Anyways, I tought about this because my grtandfdather was from up north and wore
> shoes everywhere, even on the beach and mentioned something about southerners
> not wearing shoes often. I just went to a party with a bunch of Laotion people
> and tere where little-to-no shoes involved; mostly bare feet anbd some sandles.
> It's freakin 80F here and shoes can fuck off until I feel more comfortable
> wearing them. Gotta wear shoes when driving, thougk because I can't hit the
> damn clutch without my flip-flop getting caught on the floor.
>
> Those Hennessey shots are catching up to me. Working weekends sucks.
>
>


The new and improved King of Lamers 2003!