What the fuck is up with that shit? Every news article, movie, series, documentary I see about your asses shows you wearing shoes all the fucking time. I mean, I've seen shots of people on boardwalks, beaches, parks, and 95% of the time, all your pink skinned feet are covered up by closed shoes.

Maybe it's me, since I've always lived in a hot as fuck coastal city. What the fuck do you guys wear at home? We're exporting plenty of flip-flops for you to use. :-)


All work and no play makes me..., well, you know the rest.