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SubjectYou know what I want to do? Reply to this message
Posted bypostamessage
Posted on04/18/09 07:51 PM



To just pack up all my things, put them in the back of my car, and just drive away to who knows where.

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SubjectHonestly -nt- I thought you'd say hump a fat chick new Reply to this message
Posted byCereal Killer
Posted on04/19/09 00:58 AM



> To just pack up all my things, put them in the back of my car, and just drive
> away to who knows where.
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SubjectYou know what I want to do? new Reply to this message
Posted bywildcat
Posted on04/19/09 03:20 AM



Hump a fat chick.

Thank God she gets back tomorrow


Subjectsame here -nt- life's a bitch new Reply to this message
Posted bySFK
Posted on04/19/09 05:06 AM



> To just pack up all my things, put them in the back of my car, and just drive
> away to who knows where.
>
>



SubjectGo West new Reply to this message
Posted bynewsdee
Posted on04/19/09 09:13 AM



(Go West) Life is peaceful there
(Go West) In the open air
(Go West) Where the skies are blue
(Go West) This is what we're gonna do




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SubjectRe: You know what I want to do? new Reply to this message
Posted bycraterface
Posted on04/20/09 06:32 PM



Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado
Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow
interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm
gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting 1 mile
per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's
in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when
I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth
on the American Flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers
right out the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can
do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why Two
words: Nuclear fuckin' weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they
can have all the democracy they want...they can have a big democracy
cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make
a lick of difference, because we got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not
dead, he's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're
gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know
why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15
million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the Duke and John Casavetti and Lee Marvin

and Sam Peckinpaw

and a case of whisky

and drive to Texas...(HEY, HEY HEY!>



Why don't you shut up and sing the song, pal?

(Sung)
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
A S-S H-O L-E
Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E
Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf
Thoomph A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom
Oooooooo

(Spoken)
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it




SubjectRe: same here -nt- life's a bitch new Reply to this message
Posted byParatech
Posted on04/21/09 00:47 AM



> > To just pack up all my things, put them in the back of my car, and just drive
> > away to who knows where.
> >
> >
>
Thing is men get out of a woman's vagina at birth and spend the rest of their life trying to get back into Vaginas, as often as possible, often with as many women as possible...



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