Fortunately I got loaded on pizza prior to my alcohol consumption so I'm not wasted:

1) Corona Extra
2) Yeungling
3) shot of some weird Patrones orange stuff
4) another shot of that
5) Bud Light (random pick by someone)
6) small glass of wine
7) shot of Hennessey
8) half shot of Hennessey

I'm going to sleep good. I won't be at all productive at work tomorrow.