I'd start putting this warning on my products:

WARNING

THIS PRODUCT NOT INTENDED BY PEOPLE WHO NEED THE DIRECTIONS ON A SHAMPOO BOTTLE

Btw, on the top of a local building I saw the sign "Jumping from the top of this building could be injurious". Geebus. Intelligence is a constant; it's the number of people that are increasing.




> I opened a can of "generic" peanut butter tonight, as I enjoy a gob every now
> and again *does wonders for the heart! Twisted Evil * and lo and behold on the
> label "Warning contains peanuts"
>
> Ok, who didn't know Peanut butter does contain Peanuts?
>
> BTW it wasn't copied in Spanish, were they trying to kill Spanish reading
> immigrants?
>
> Yes folks, Peanut butter has Peanuts... BTW, Milk is a dairy Product!
>
> The new and improved King of Lamers 2003!
>