No, but I once knew a chicken that popped out four x-large ones one morning--boy was I surprised. We had them for breakfast--they were delicious.
The next day when I was helping out with the chicken, I noticed that my dad was stroking her for an unusually long time, with a strange expression on his face--much like the one he used to have when he was watching Baywatch. From the way his mouth dribbled, I figured he just wanted chicken breasts for lunch. But then he took her into the shed and didn't come out for a very long time...
I told Bart about this unusual behaviour and he told me that the chicken had super hypnotic powers and could control humans! Boy, I wonder if that's the same secret Grounds keeper Willie wants to reveal to me in his shed, after class.
The unmistakable THRILLHOUSE.
student by day, superstar by night.