http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,575807,00.html

I knew a mortician once who told me about a 400lb guy that died on the potty in SoCal. They had to destroy his trailer too to get him out. Family was crying as they were greasing and yanking him through doors by the neck. I'm not a strong beliver in fat guys always being funny, but their deaths sometimes are pure comedy.

"...Ada Webb said she didn't see a man who weighed more than 500 pounds, but instead saw a guy who loved the Lord and had a big heart."

Yeah, that tends to happen when you get that fat

> "...Ada Webb said she didn't see a man who weighed more than 500 pounds, but
> instead saw a guy who loved the Lord and had a big heart."
>
> Yeah, that tends to happen when you get that fat
>

A big heart

> > "...Ada Webb said she didn't see a man who weighed more than 500 pounds, but
> > instead saw a guy who loved the Lord and had a big heart."

"Lard" is only a mistyped vowel away after all.

-nZero