> These two might work in a pinch though:
>
> #1
>
>
> #2
>
> In that order, I guess...
>
> I mean, they'd need to maybe shower or something, but with the lights down
> low...
>
> Of course, my dick would turn black and fall off - I guess you need to weigh the
> pros and cons.
>

Got that right, and the very first on the list with a new hairstyle would fit in that category too.