I found a used Game Boy Advance in a Goodwill shop, they only wanted $3.99 for it. It needed a battery cover, so I called Nintendo and whipped out the old credit card. But after talking to a sales person, he said he was sending it gratis!
The system does work, btw. I'll grant its a bit dark for my tastes, but hey at $3.99, I'm not complaining. Its just a backup for my GBA SP anyways.
Thank you Nintendo!
The new and improved King of Lamers 2003!