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SubjectDoes Nintendo hate their Metroid fans? Reply to this message
Posted byParatech
Posted on06/04/10 08:51 PM

Daisy Dork to play and help script Mteroid movie


Actress Jessica Simpson is rumored to have secured the role of Space Bounty Hunter Samus Aran in a Hollywood version of a Nintendo game. In the game, Metroid, the hero controls Samus on her goal to rid the world of energy sucking beasts called Metroids. Think of it as a cross between Aliens and Dracula.

Simpson is excited to restart her movie career and is reportedly taking part in the selection of Samus' love interest. Simpson's publicists has also confirmed that she will be contributing to the plot. "Ms Simpson feels the plot is too complex and would like to move the plot closer to it's core story of love and adventure.

The movie, rumored to be directed by famed director Uwe Boll will feature a wise cracking ethnic Metroid played by the fat kid from good burger.

Ok does Nintendo want to top the Stupid Mario Bros Movie? Do they hate their fans? Is this dumber than the Chun Li and Dead or Alive movies combined?

I saw this on MAME World BTW.

The new and improved King of Lamers 2003!

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.Does Nintendo hate their Metroid fans?  Paratech06/04/10 08:51 PM
.*Re: Does Nintendo hate their Metroid fans?  VmprHntrD06/04/10 09:40 PM
..*Re: Does Nintendo hate their Metroid fans?  Paratech06/04/10 10:14 PM