My place, you won't understand any road sign (all in french), mc donald's teen employee of the month will have a hard time understanding what you really want, real beer for 18+, doesn't matter since we're all old now, plus I don't need an hotel room or flight to some place, good thing since I'm poor as hell.

Seriously, it would be nice, but the only time I might go to the US this year it'll be in a brewpub close to jackman, maine, on the 3rd of july, maybe.

Too bad, it would be really cool. At least I can read jonnyvegas rants and watch his drunken ass on facebook.