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SubjectPhun with students Reply to this message
Posted byitchyNADZ
Posted on12/18/10 10:49 AM



http://www.dhmo.org/

This past week, I circulated a petition at the local community college to get the substance Dihydrogen Monoxide banned from campus. Here are a few of the points that I made about it:

* DHMO contributes to global warming and the "Greenhouse Effect", and is one of the so-called "greenhouse gasses."

* DHMO is an "enabling component" of acid rain -- in the absence of sufficient quantities of DHMO, acid rain is not a problem.

* DHMO is a causative agent in most instances of soil erosion -- sufficiently high levels of DHMO exacerbate the negative effects of soil erosion.

* DHMO is present in high levels nearly every creek, stream, pond, river, lake and reservoir in the U.S. and around the world.

* Measurable levels of DHMO have been verified in ice samples taken from both the Arctic and Antarctic ice caps.

* Recent massive DHMO exposures have lead to the loss of life and destruction of property in California, the Mid-West, the Philippines, and a number of islands in the Caribbean, to name just a few.
* Research has shown that significant levels of DHMO were found in the devastating Indian Ocean tsunami in 2004 which killed 230,000 in Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and elsewhere, making it the deadliest tsunami in recorded history.
* It is widely believed that the levee failures, flooding and the widespread destruction resulting from Hurricane Katrina along the U.S. Gulf Coast in 2005 were caused or exacerbated by excessive DHMO levels found in the Gulf of Mexico, along with other contributing factors.


I was able to get 65 signatures on the petition!









SubjectStop women suffrage! -nt- new Reply to this message
Posted bySilentAce
Posted on12/18/10 11:19 AM



> http://www.dhmo.org/
>
> This past week, I circulated a petition at the local community college to get
> the substance Dihydrogen Monoxide banned from campus. Here are a few of the
> points that I made about it:
>
> * DHMO contributes to global warming and the "Greenhouse Effect", and is one
> of the so-called "greenhouse gasses."
>
> * DHMO is an "enabling component" of acid rain -- in the absence of
> sufficient quantities of DHMO, acid rain is not a problem.
>
> * DHMO is a causative agent in most instances of soil erosion --
> sufficiently high levels of DHMO exacerbate the negative effects of soil
> erosion.
>
> * DHMO is present in high levels nearly every creek, stream, pond, river,
> lake and reservoir in the U.S. and around the world.
>
> * Measurable levels of DHMO have been verified in ice samples taken from
> both the Arctic and Antarctic ice caps.
>
> * Recent massive DHMO exposures have lead to the loss of life and
> destruction of property in California, the Mid-West, the Philippines, and a
> number of islands in the Caribbean, to name just a few.
> * Research has shown that significant levels of DHMO were found in the
> devastating Indian Ocean tsunami in 2004 which killed 230,000 in Indonesia,
> Thailand, Malaysia and elsewhere, making it the deadliest tsunami in recorded
> history.
> * It is widely believed that the levee failures, flooding and the widespread
> destruction resulting from Hurricane Katrina along the U.S. Gulf Coast in 2005
> were caused or exacerbated by excessive DHMO levels found in the Gulf of Mexico,
> along with other contributing factors.
>
> I was able to get 65 signatures on the petition!
>
>
>
>
>
>





SubjectBan water? new Reply to this message
Posted byParatech
Posted on12/18/10 11:42 AM



I'd suggest TSA pat downs of all females on campus, for security purposes! ;)



The new and improved King of Lamers 2003!


SubjectRe: Phun with students new Reply to this message
Posted byVmprHntrD
Posted on12/19/10 02:05 AM



Hahaha you're awesome, an anti-water petition those me-two fucking morons whiner protesters were all more than happy to sign onto without using their brains.



Billy Connolly - Statement of the Century
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time ?"


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