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SubjectF!@# F-Zero (SNES) new Reply to this message
Posted bySatsuNoHiTo
Posted on12/17/10 12:00 PM



I'm trying to play the game on Expert and while getting humped by the computer opponents I see them blatantly bouncing off of one of those cars that is supposed to explode but doesn't explode when THEY hit it. Someone at Nintendo deserves five good, hard punches to the balls for this one and just to be cheap, like the game, I'll use a hammer 3 of the 5 times.




SubjectThat's nintendo's staple for AI in racing games. new Reply to this message
Posted byDeath Knight
Posted on12/18/10 05:02 AM



Ever played Mario Kart 64? Fear the blue shell. :-)

All work and no play makes me..., well, you know the rest.


Subjectthink that's tough? try master difficulty -nt- new Reply to this message
Posted byskydoune
Posted on12/18/10 06:55 AM



> I'm trying to play the game on Expert and while getting humped by the computer
> opponents I see them blatantly bouncing off of one of those cars that is
> supposed to explode but doesn't explode when THEY hit it. Someone at Nintendo
> deserves five good, hard punches to the balls for this one and just to be cheap,
> like the game, I'll use a hammer 3 of the 5 times.
>
>





SubjectYeah, exactly. new Reply to this message
Posted bySatsuNoHiTo
Posted on12/18/10 11:06 AM



While playing Expert I was thinking to myself, "I don't even know why I'm doing this! I'm just going to be a thousand times more pissed off when I unlock the Master difficulty!"




SubjectI've been familiar with their crap since Super Mario Kart -nt- rubber band catch-up new Reply to this message
Posted bySatsuNoHiTo
Posted on12/18/10 11:07 AM



asdf




SubjectRe: F!@# F-Zero (SNES) new Reply to this message
Posted byVmprHntrD
Posted on12/19/10 02:04 AM



You think that shit sucks? Try Mario Kart DS it's the most cheap fucking thing out of them in years and turned me off to the series. 50cc is fine, 100cc is decently up there, but 150cc holy shit. They keep you permanently in 2nd place, 1st place never changes and is always about 2sec ahead. Unlike in 100cc or less cars 3-8 do not attack player 1, they attack only YOU. That's right, 2sec behind, and 6 assholes fighting for second, not first. I'm done with mario kart probably because the GC game was sorta boring, the DS game cheats like a motherfucker, and the Wii game was forced badly made bikes and more cheapness too. Sucked the fun out of the game entirely.



Billy Connolly - Statement of the Century
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time ?"


SubjectSNES and N64 SMK are the only ones worth new Reply to this message
Posted byTi-BOne
Posted on12/19/10 09:14 AM



And to me, SNES > N64 version.

The SNES version is cheap rubber band, but if you play well enough, you can actually win.

> You think that shit sucks? Try Mario Kart DS it's the most cheap fucking thing
> out of them in years and turned me off to the series. 50cc is fine, 100cc is
> decently up there, but 150cc holy shit. They keep you permanently in 2nd place,
> 1st place never changes and is always about 2sec ahead. Unlike in 100cc or less
> cars 3-8 do not attack player 1, they attack only YOU. That's right, 2sec
> behind, and 6 assholes fighting for second, not first. I'm done with mario kart
> probably because the GC game was sorta boring, the DS game cheats like a
> motherfucker, and the Wii game was forced badly made bikes and more cheapness
> too. Sucked the fun out of the game entirely.
>
>
>
> Billy Connolly - Statement of the Century
> "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a
> headache and sex at the same time ?"
>



one can never destroy the power of evil




SubjectRe: F!@# F-Zero (SNES) Reply to this message
Posted byBryzian
Posted on12/19/10 10:35 AM



I have not had a problem completing the DS or GC versions of mario kart fully. In fact I think they were a bit too easy. Sorry to be the only one to think this but I really dont know what to say to those games being difficult. Maybe those who have trouble need to try new karts or a different method of kart control.



> You think that shit sucks? Try Mario Kart DS it's the most cheap fucking thing
> out of them in years and turned me off to the series. 50cc is fine, 100cc is
> decently up there, but 150cc holy shit. They keep you permanently in 2nd place,
> 1st place never changes and is always about 2sec ahead. Unlike in 100cc or less
> cars 3-8 do not attack player 1, they attack only YOU. That's right, 2sec
> behind, and 6 assholes fighting for second, not first. I'm done with mario kart
> probably because the GC game was sorta boring, the DS game cheats like a
> motherfucker, and the Wii game was forced badly made bikes and more cheapness
> too. Sucked the fun out of the game entirely.
>
>
>
> Billy Connolly - Statement of the Century
> "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a
> headache and sex at the same time ?"
>





SubjectRe: SNES and N64 SMK are the only ones worth new Reply to this message
Posted byVmprHntrD
Posted on12/19/10 02:29 PM



> And to me, SNES > N64 version.
>
> The SNES version is cheap rubber band, but if you play well enough, you can
> actually win.
>
You know I never noticed that, always felt the SNES one was the only honest game of the lot. 50cc you could lap em, 100cc you could get like a 1/4 to 1/2 lap ahead, but on 150cc you had to really fight to keep first, but it wasn't just everyone only trying to spank the human driver. N64 was about the same, little more cheapy stuff with rubberbanding but it wasn't pure hate. The DS one though despite what Bryzian says I can't see it after the amount of tries I gave it with different drivers/karts it was the same cheap result (3-7 pick on me in 2nd and 1 always a couple seconds ahead with like endless boosts.)



Billy Connolly - Statement of the Century
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time ?"


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