I mentioned like a decade ago that I had this but never had the capability to capture it to pollute the internet. Well, I pulled my VHS player out of storage, hooked it up to my capture card, and recorded it for posterity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzmkKOhHWn0

If you like shitty video game movies with terrible action, bad pacing and porn rock, this will be your favorite movie ever.

Or the "Chun Li" Street Fighter movie?

But then again I liked the Mortal Kombat animated series!



The new and improved King of Lamers 2003!

Hello Mr. disappearing act. How's life?

All work and no play makes me..., well, you know the rest.