> I just lost control of my bowels!
>
> Let's get a system where Nintendo's primary goal is fucking off third party
> software and making games that haven't changed a single fucking ounce of their
> formula since they were released in the late nineties and charge full price for
> them for almost half a decade because they're the only fucking games worth
> buying in their whole shitty fucking library!!!
>
> And you're going to be stupid enough to buy it again, fucktard. They're not
> innovators, they're assholes and they're making the videogaming world shitty.
> Their idea of the future of videogaming is fat people rug surfing on pieces of
> plastic, playing carnival games because they think it's going to help them avoid
> their inevitable diagnosis of diabetes and timely demise due to cardiac arrest.
>
> Why am I so mad? Because I've been buying their shit for too long and the only
> way they can market there shit is to say, "HEY, IT'S FUCKING MARIO. YEAH,
> MARIO. YOU WILL BUY THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME BECAUSE I JUST SAID MARIO. HEY,
> IT'S THE 3DS. GUESS WHAT? WE'LL RE-RELEASE OCARINA OF TIME FOR THE MILLIONTH
> TIME BECAUSE YOU'RE A BRAINDEAD ZOMBIE WHO WILL KILL YOUR OWN OFFSPRING IF IT
> MEANT YOU COULD PLAY OCARINA OF TIME FOR 5 MINUTES. THEN IN 3 MONTHS WE'LL
> RE-RELEASE AGAIN EXCEPT THIS TIME WITH THE MASTER QUEST. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"
>
> Fuck Zelda, fuck Mario, fuck Nintendo.
>
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