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SubjectThe Michelle Meal comes with 2 large thighs Reply to this message
Posted byCereal Killer
Posted on09/30/11 02:55 PM



http://behindthewall.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/09/30/8055460-obama-fried-chicken-in-china-its-on-the-menu

> > President Obama walks into the Bank of America and says to a cashier,
> > "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?
> >
> > Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?
> >
> > Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think
> > there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of
> > the United States.
> >
> > Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the Government
> > regulations, monitoring of the banks because of imposters and forgers,
> > etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
> >
> > Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell
> > you. Everybody knows who I am."
> >
> > Cashier: "I am sorry, but these are Government and bank rules and I
> > must follow them."
> >
> > Obama: "I am urging you please to cash this check."
> >
> > Cashier: "Look, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into
> > the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his
> > putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank lobby into a
> > cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and we cashed his
> > check."
> >
> > "Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his
> > tennis racquet and served an ace shot directly into the center of our
> > bank logo 90 feet away. With that spectacular shot we cashed his
> > check.
> >
> > So, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"
> >
> > Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly,
> > nothing comes to mind. I can't think of a single thing I can do."
> >
> > Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
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*Joke for Itchy  Cereal Killer09/27/11 08:07 PM
.*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH -nT- so true  itchyNADZ09/27/11 10:49 PM
...The Michelle Meal comes with 2 large thighs  Cereal Killer09/30/11 02:55 PM