A couple were Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around. She was very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call her husband, and ask him where he was.
The husband answered and in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford. And I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
His wife started crying and said, "Yes I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well I'm in the Bar right next to it."