> Millions of people all over the world are homeless and on April 20, 2003 you
> will become one of them.

This looks like a metaphor...

> The Dumpster is located in Hawaii.
> The cardboard box is located in the Bahamas

Hawaii = volcanoes, but you can surf
Bahamas = Tropico, with "Viva El Presidente" government and stuff.

> The cardboard box is one that a wide screen TV came in.(The TV is not included.)
> The dumpster is emptied every Tuesday and Thursday.

I don't see what's the point of what came inside the box. Except maybe that it's in better shape than the dumpster.

> The box is empty.
> The dumpster is full of garbage except every Tuesday and Thursday.

But if the box is empty, you can bring your own garbage in as you need it.

> You can make a meal out of the stuff in the dumpster.

You can find stuff outside the box, if you think outside it. :-)

> The dumpster is next to a middle school. All the kids will know you sleep there.
> You share the box with Carrot Top.

So it's either having an annoying roommate, or living in a noisy neighborhood.

> Some “Weed” seeds have sprouted near the dumpster.
> The cardboard box has 2 bedroom, 1 bath and has an Olympic size swimming pool.

Okay it looks like either the person describing tried out the seeds before checking the box, or the box is not as empty as it looks.

> If you have any questions please ask. If you have made you decision please share
> it with us.

The box looks more interesting. You can rent the pool.






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