Fancy, we're both having a fire-side chat, sat in big cushioned armchairs and, whilst I'm leant back; totally relaxed, I look at you fixedly and say pointedly, "Do you want to see the worlds greatest Internet site?" You, taken aback, stammer in your speech and say, "W..w..wel..well yes.." I get up, motioning you to come with me, to go to a computer terminal. I type this address, exactly, into the keyboard - http://www.geocities.com/helga_schummer - as the site loads up, I turn to look at you so as to determine YOUR REACTION..... Well?