Ever been to joffemans website? It's shit. It's a web-diary that could only ever be of interest to the one who wrote it! It's not even an appealingly designed site, with this inaesthetic pale green/blue which educes coldness and frostbite. Then content is pedestrian and soporific - why oh why is this site public? Take it offline and enthuse yourself with it, cause no-one else could!

DO YOU THINK NICOLA, BELOW, WOULD READ IT WITH THOSETWO GREEN EYES? OF COURSE NOT! SHE WANTS TO READ STUFF THAT MATCHES THE BEAUTY OF HER FACE! That's why she's never, ever, read one of my posts!

Nicola Bryant: Tribe of Judah