> it was boring yes

Hell, another two people with names similar to mine?! What is it with you people, a shortage of originality?!

Listen up, glad that sites gone Joffeman, everytime I saw that cold-blooded colour, I shivered and got a little depressed. The sparse content did nothing to help either, I thought, 'Surely a site this poorly designed relies on its content to justify it's existence.' I was wrong. I want compensation for the bad experience I had going there. How about £600?

PS - that Nicola Bryant is lovely, would she love me?