Things you shouldn't say to a cop (translated (badly) from Dutch to English by Atila):

1. I'll get my driver's license if you'll hold my beer.
2. Sorry, I was unaware that my radardetector was switched off.
3. Don't you live in one of those back-ass villages ?
4. Heh, I think you were doing AT LEAST 120mph to keep up with me.
5. I thought you had to be in good shape to join the force ?
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, right ?
7. I thought of becoming an officer myself, really I did, but I decided to finish college.
8. Please keep in mind that I pay your salary.
9. This is great! The other cop also gave me a warning also!
10. Is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to my .44 Magnum!
11. Why do you ask me if I've drunken anything? You're the specialist, right ?
12. Is it true that people become cops because they're too stupid to flip burger at McDonald's ?
13. I was trying to go with the flow.
14. Does your mother have a moustache too ?
15. It's Halloween already ?
16. Hey, we used to bully you in school. You were that little dweeb with the braces, right ?