> "Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We
> have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.
> 
> We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and
> historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
> 
> We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change
> mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data
> to reflect your new standards:
> 
> Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
> October, November, December
> 
> As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
> 
> I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this "Y
> to
> K" problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global
> problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. Andwhat does
> the
> year 2000 have to do with it?
> 
> Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two
> digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?
> 
> We'll await your direction."
> 
> -- Andreas
>